I'm Going To Find It and Destroy It

I don't know how yet.

Possibly with dynamite.

I'm Going To Kill Myself Tomorrow

...

You're My Brother And I Love You

Stop saying that!

How Long Have You Been A Smoker?

22 years.


Well I think you should quit.

You Told Us He Was Already Dead

Yeah, well now he's really dying.

(survived) As Did Their Dog...

...who was discovered in his cage several thousand yards from the crash site.

Calgary Expo

Hey gang, I've been really busy lately with my latest comic book venture, The Five Stages of Near-Death Lesbian Sex. It's on sale at the Vicious Ambitious table at the Calgary Expo this very weekend! I'll get back to the Royal Tenenbaums next week and after that, maybe Life Aquatic? Maybe Fantasy Mission Force? Stay tuned.

I Don't Think You're An Asshole, Royal

I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.

Pagoda Has Something to Say

He has the cancer.

I'm Not Colorblind, Am I?

I'm afraid you are.

You've Made A Cuckhold Of Me...

...many times over. And you nearly killed your poor brother.

Wildcat

Wild.....cat.

Pew.......pew.......Wildcat.


I'm going to go.

I'm Very Sorry For Your Loss

Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

They Were Never Legally Divorced

Etheline Tenenbaum kept the house and raised the children. Their education was her highest priority.

Richie Tenenbaum Had Been a Champion Tennis Player Since The Third Grade

He turned Pro at seventeen and won the nationals three years in a row.

In the Sixth Grade He Went Into Business...

...breeding Dalmatian Mice which he sold to a pet shop in Little Tokyo.

What Characters? There's a Bunch of Little Kids Dressed up in Animal Costumes

Good night, everyone.

Pea to the Nut 2

In an effort to get my friend Chad to post more of his webcomic, I've taken it upon myself to do the next one to get the ball rolling again. I can only speculate based on conversations with him that is the next logical installment of the ever popular duo. So here's a new Pea to the Nut Comic by Chad Veinot as channeled by me. Enjoy!

Wielder of the Mega-Rod

Big Barda of DC comics. My favorite comic book lady. I don't necessarily like muscly woman, I just like women who can take care of themselves and lift more than 10 pounds. Takk from the Nobodies is my love letter to Barda.

Your Haircut is Offensive to Lesbians!

Drink and Draw Dump! I might do a new daily fanart series soon as the futuristic world of 2010 is finally upon us! Tremble and recoil uponst yourselves, people of the future!

-V-