Showing posts with label Royal Tenenbaums. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Royal Tenenbaums. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

You Told Us He Was Already Dead

Yeah, well now he's really dying.

(survived) As Did Their Dog...

...who was discovered in his cage several thousand yards from the crash site.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

You've Made A Cuckhold Of Me...



...many times over. And you nearly killed your poor brother.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Wildcat



Wild.....cat.

Pew.......pew.......Wildcat.


I'm going to go.

Monday, February 22, 2010

I'm Very Sorry For Your Loss



Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

They Were Never Legally Divorced



Etheline Tenenbaum kept the house and raised the children. Their education was her highest priority.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Richie Tenenbaum Had Been a Champion Tennis Player Since The Third Grade



He turned Pro at seventeen and won the nationals three years in a row.

In the Sixth Grade He Went Into Business...



...breeding Dalmatian Mice which he sold to a pet shop in Little Tokyo.